dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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