i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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