i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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