Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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