you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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