we have officially lost it.
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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