not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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