sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I have aggressive nipples.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Randomize
