What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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