Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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