Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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