butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Help. Why am I so naked?
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