It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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