Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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