I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I'm determined to sit on that face.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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