i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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