What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
