i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
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