What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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