I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I am naked and annoyed.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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