got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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