You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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