quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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