That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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