Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Randomize
