Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Don't tell me you're on acid again
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