Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
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