Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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