this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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