so that wasnt chicken after all
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
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