doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
