She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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