I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
that's an acceptable place to lick
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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