You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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