i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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