I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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