I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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