take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
