i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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