This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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