Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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