If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
i out mim tonsoeep
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