when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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