its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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