she takes plan B like it's going out of style
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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