John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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