Dual....:-)
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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