how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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