Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
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So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
The power of my boobs compel you
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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