For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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