So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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